9 Statements by Orry on Koffee With Karan Season 8
1. He has three doppelgangers who pose and dress like him!
2. All his look-alikes fill in for him at events.
3. Out of his three doppelgangers, one of them is his
friend.
4. After I am a liver, he said, 'I am a cheater.'
5. He is dating 5 people because it's fun.
6. Orry knows he has an attitude problem, so now, he is
planning his own downfall!
7. He has minions working for him at 'Orry Office'!
8. He killed off 'Orry number 3'!
9. Not on the big screen, he is acting in real life all the
time.
9 Statements by Orry on Koffee With Karan season 8
1. He has three doppelgangers who pose and dress like him!
As Karan Johar asked him, "You mentioned doppelgangers,
are there many more that look like you." Orry replied, "So, you made
a statement right now saying Orry is here, Orry is there, he is everywhere. I
am everywhere. I am everywhere and I take great pride in being Orry the
omnipresent. But sometimes, people forget that I'm not actually a mystical
creature and I can't actually be everywhere...
I have three silent doppelgangers."
2. All his look-alikes fill in for him at events.
"So, we do have the lookalikes that have to be sent out
to hold the fort until I arrive. So, there will be an Orry lookalike who'll be
at the event, and you'll think it's me for the first 20 minutes, till I
actually get from Nariman Point to BKC... We all wear the same outfits, we have
the same look. They just won't talk, because the minute they talk, it goes
away."
3. Out of his three doppelgangers, one of them is his friend.
"I was in London one day and someone's like, Orry your
photos from Bastian were so cute last night. I am like what pictures? I am not
even in the city. And then I open Instagram and some boy is posing like this is
me." What happened next? Orry hired the person. "I need to be in
Mumbai while I am... I was like, you are hired. And just like that... One is a
friend actually. He is an actual friend who just fills in when he has to."
4. After I am a liver, he said, 'I am a cheater.'
Talking about his plans of getting married, he said,
"Once you are married, you can’t cheat. If I have to cheat, it’s gotta be
now. I am cheating, I am a cheater, Orry is a cheater."
5. He is dating 5 people because it's fun.
"Dating one person is so fun, God damn, date five of
them. You’re only young once. Live fast, die young."
6. Orry knows he has an attitude problem, so now, he is planning his own downfall!
When Karan asked him whether he is experiencing his 15
minute of fame, he said, "Yes, the fame is getting to my head. Yes, I have
an attitude problem. I think I’m better than everyone. But I am planning my own
downfall now. Anything that goes up must go down, the brightest stars burn the
fastest. So, right now, in the relevance
room, we’re planning my digital demise. The audience wants to see me fall. Then
we will have a comeback."
7. He has minions working for him at 'Orry Office'!
Spilling details on relevance room, he said, "In the
Orry office, my office, there is a room called the relevance room. All my
minions, who have to dress up like me and think like me and talk like
me..." Just like all of us, even
Karan Johar was baffled, so he asked what did he mean by minions. To which, the
man replied, "Orry number 2, Orry number 3, Orry number 4. They’re all the
Orrys. To be a minion, you have to be an Orry. You have to think like me, dress
like me, work like me, struggle like me and hustle like me. In my relevance
room, all my minions come up with ideas. We have mood boards, and they pitch
ideas on how to keep me relevant, and that’s how I stay in the news. This is a
hustle."
8. He killed off 'Orry number 3'!
"As of right now, we have Orry 2, 4, 5 and 6. There was
an Orry 3, but she got more relevant than me, so we killed her off. She’s gone
now."
9. Not on the big screen, he is acting in real life all the time.
"I am not an actor, so I consider my life the movie I
am acting in. When you see me on pap pages and on-screen, that is the story I
am telling."
Indeed, these assertions by Orry are making us keep
thinking about whether he is from another planet.

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